Monthly Archive for June, 2008

So I was out last weekend with a good friend of mine and we happened to be walking around in a shopping center close by. Well we noticed not one but about seven or eight different men and women walking around with all their homosexual “gear” on. You know the rainbow belt and socks, leather pants, the “I’m a queer and proud” t-shirts, the men wearing low cut jeans with their g-strings hanging out etc. etc. Basically we witnessed all the stereotypical shit that gay people do to try and stand out from the rest of us.

Now to me I don’t give two shits if you’re gay, that doesn’t bother me at all. What does bother me is when you all have to flaunt your “gayness” all over the place like it’s the cool thing to do. It’s like someone who’s racist walking around with a shirt that says “white power” on it, completely unnecessary. I mean who am I to judge someone for their sexual preference or beliefs, but do you all really have dress like that? I don’t walk around advertising that I like to eat pussy so why do you all have to advertise that you don’t?

All I ever hear is “gay rights” this and “gay rights” that all the fucking time because the gay community wants to be considered equal to everyone else. Well if you want to be treated the same then why do you have to act so different? Can’t you all just act and dress like everyone else and then do your gay thing behind closed doors? Does rest of America have to be subjected to ridiculous outfits and men wearing women’s clothes because you all want “gay rights”? What about the rights of the straight people? If I walked around flaunting my “straightness” all the time how would you fuckers feel?

DG

If you look around in America today you very rarely see any positive roll models anymore. Granted that a kid’s parents should be their most influential roll models in life but what happened to all the celebrities? I remember when I was growing up you’d see celebrities helping America’s youth all the time and setting the right example, i.e. Michael Jordan. Now what the hell are these guys doing other than going to jail and getting high on drugs? I mean all you see nowadays are famous people, who easily influenced teenagers look up to by the way, fucking up their lives and making even more money because of it. How are you assholes setting an example for the next generation of America? How can you consider yourself as a “good example” for the kids and then go make a rap song talking shit about a former teammate? Yea you Shaq!

Look at it like this, a thirteen year old child can go watch a PG-13 movie that glorifies drugs, sex and violence. That same child can then download an explicit rap album from the internet and listen about how these guys “pimp hoes and slam Cadillac does”, “slang mad dope all day” and “sip promethazine” while “smoking fat blunts son”. But there needs to be someone there to tell them all that shit is specifically for entertainment purposes only. You movie, sports and music stars need to start spending some of your precious time giving back and helping the young ones realize that all that shit you talk is fake. These young and impressionable kids lookup to you all because of all the nice shit you have and your status in life. But you fuckers need to preach to them that it wasn’t illegal activity that got you famous it was your skill and talent that got you there.

If you rich fucks would just stop being so selfish and started to give a shit you may be able to make a big difference in some kid’s life, but you also could make the future better for our country as well. You all are who these kids want to be like and if you keep acting like kids yourself how the hell is our youth going to make any progress? You don’t even have to spend any money either to help out all you’d need to do is spend time with today’s youth and tell them like it is instead of putting on a front just to make a few bucks. Contribute to our youth and give them something positive to look forward to instead of teaching them violence, jail and drug use bullshit. You rich conceded bastards can buy a lot of things with all that money but one thing you all cannot buy is class. That you have to earn!

DG

Every weekend I usually head out to the fresh fish market here and pickup some seafood for Sunday and Monday’s dinner. Well this past weekend I went a little too late and unfortunately the seafood market was closed. So I had to go with plan B and decided I would try Winn-Dixie this time, what the hell right? I go into the rundown shithole of a grocery store and I see they had grouper on sale. It didn’t look like Florida grouper so I specifically asked the asshole behind the counter if it was and he said “yes sir it is, yummy yummy fish”, he was a strange mother fucker. Well I let the fish marinate overnight in some milk and a little of my own special seasoning. This usually takes any of the “fishy” taste out although grouper never has a “fishy” taste to begin with. Anyway I grilled the fish up last night and went to eat it, I took that first bite and it tasted like raw fucking catfish. Gross!

That shit was in no fucking way Florida grouper! It was more like Gordon’s fish that they sell in the frozen food section. You see this is why I only buy seafood from reputable places because these bastards down here are always trying to pass off fake grouper or mahi mahi all the damn time. It happens at restaurants and markets all over and really sucks ass for the consumer. It’s one thing to sell counterfeit purses and shit but when you start trying to pass cod fish off for grouper you fuckers are just going too far. These people who do this shit should be thrown in jail just like anyone else selling counterfeit products. So do yourselves a favor and watch what the fuck you buy because if these assholes are selling fake fish there’s no telling where they got it or what the hell is in it.

DG