Monthly Archive for July, 2010

Another Friday, another question!

Happy Friday fuck faces! This week I have a really important question for you all. Now one thing I totally fuckin hate is when I receive those stupid “forward this to 20 people and some bullshit will happen to you” chain emails that people send me all the fucking time. Well of course I simply delete the damn things because they’re so unbelievably stupid that I don’t even bother to read them. My question to you all this week is simple. Do you assholes really think that some magical shit is going to happen to you by forwarding these stupid ass emails and are you the jackass who actually forwards the damn things?

DG

Random Funny Shit – My wife left a note for me this morning.

Another cool idea about to be banned

The other day I saw this really cool item up for sale by a few clever guys in Canada. They’re called suitcase stickers and are being produced by some dudes over at TheCheeky.com. What could be so bad about suitcase stickers? Well TheCheeky guys have designed these said stickers so that airplane passengers can spot their bags easier. The only problem is that the stickers make your luggage look like you’ve got either cocaine, money, sex toys or a tied up stewardess in your bags. Pretty fuckin neat huh?  Well the Canadian government doesn’t seem to think so and TheCheeky guys are catching major hell.

“Joking around like this could possibly be a serious violation of the Aeronautics Act,” James Kusie, a spokesman for Transport Minister John Baird, told CBC News.

“Joking about potentially trafficking illegal substances, or worse, is not funny, and the government will use the full force of the law to ensure Canadians who travel by air are safe,” Kusie said.

Every time someone comes up with something clever there’s always some other asshole who wants to complain about it. Now I can see where these stickers would cause a bit of a concern at the airport, but come on you can just look at the shit and tell its fake. I think that maybe after flying for hours on end that a little bit of humor is much needed. Anyway if you want one of these suitcase stickers I suggest you order one now before those damn Canadians fuck shit up for the rest of us by banning the things. You can visit www.thecheeky.com and purchase one for fifteen bucks.

Oh and I’d like your opinion on this one, do you or do you not think that these suitcase stickers should be banned?

DG

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Random Funny Shit – I LOVE This Picture!

Caption My Fuckin Photo!

Yup you guessed it, its caption my fuckin photo day! What’s your job as a reader? To look at the photo below, think about what it’s saying to you and then caption the fucking thing. Come on now people this isn’t hard. Stop being little bitches and add your damn caption already!

DG

Random Funny Shit – Weird Cheerleader Guy

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0Us8WqoxY4&feature=popt17us0f

Britain’s Fattest Woman Dies From Smuggled Fried Chicken!

Meet Sharon Mevsimler, a 630lb woman from the UK who was recently hospitalized for being so overweight. While in the hospital Sharon was on a strict diet to help relieve some of her massive fucking weight. Well just like anyone with an addiction old Sharon here just couldn’t get enough food and had her family smuggle in buckets and buckets of fried chicken for her while she was in the hospital for her care. What happened next? She died from a heart attack!

“Sharon begged her family to sneak take-aways into the hospital where she was on a strict diet and horrified witnesses saw relatives smuggling fast food to the gorging mum of four.

And she was so huge that a trolley COLLAPSED as she was wheeled to the mortuary.

Last night an NHS source told The Sun less than two weeks after we revealed how Sharon was the UK’s most overweight woman: “She simply would not stop eating.

“She obviously had a serious underlying problem with food, but did nothing to help herself.

“Those who came to visit her in hospital did her no favours.”

Nice huh? Now her family members have to live for the rest of their lives knowing they helped kill this poor fat mammoth of a woman by sneaking her in food while she was there to get help. That’s like a crackhead’s family member sneaking in cocaine to them while they’re in a rehab facility, just plain old fuckin dumb! Why have her there in the first place if all you’re going to do is keep feeding her? That just doesn’t make any sense at all does it? I just don’t understand certain things in this world sometimes and this is one of them. This woman literally ate herself to death, and her family helped her!

DG

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Only in Hollywood!

Only in Hollywood FL do dumbasses drive up and down the street in a fuckin moped trying to spin the tires!

DG

You are NOT funny!

Have you ever met someone who thinks they’re funny but really isn’t funny at all? You know the kind of person who tells a joke and the only one laughing after that joke is the idiot who told it? What the fuck is up with these people and why do they continue to think they’re funny when nobody ever laughs after they speak? Don’t you fuckers realize that the shit you all are saying is just plain old stupid and unentertaining? The rest of us all think you are fuckin retarded and make absolutely no sense at all. We’re not laughing at you because you’re not funny! Stop with the stupid jokes, dumb ass sayings and just shut the fuck up already! Nobody wants to listen to what you dipshits have to say!

DG

Random Funny Shit – Chick Pukes At Wedding

Some dude was giving a speech at his friend’s wedding while his girlfriend was sitting next to him shit faced drunk. She pukes all over, that is all!

DG