What’s worse than driving while texting?

Meet Colondra Hamilton, a 36-year-old woman from Ohio who was recently pulled over and arrested for “driving with inappropriate alertness”. Now one would look at this and say old Colondra here was maybe talking or texting while driving right? Fuck no, this bitch was dildoing herself while watching porn on a laptop that was sitting on the passenger seat! That’s right the cops pulled her over, saw she had her pants down with a vibrator on the seat and that her laptop was playing some type of pornography on it. Nice huh?

I mean I’m all for porn and whacking off, we all do it, but masturbating while driving is kinda dumb if you ask me. It’s one thing to have your passenger give you road head while you’re driving, but to rub one off while watching porn is a little extreme and very unsafe. Usually when I see someone driving erratically I always assume they’re on the fucking phone or texting, but now I’ll be wondering what the hell else they might be doing. The only thing I can say here is that this woman is either extremely horny or extremely dumb, wait maybe it’s both. Either way she got caught with her pants down!

DG

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