So we’re all coming off that three day weekend thing today and it really sucks ass doesn’t it? Well I figured instead of bitching about some irrelevant shit today I’d share with you all one of my new found treasures, Nutella. Now up until last week I had never heard of this so-called Nutella spread until I saw a blog posting about how totally fucking awesome it is. I figured if all these other people are claiming this shit is so good then I must try it to see what all the fuss is about. So I went out to the grocery store, bought a container of the shit, brought it home, put it on some kick ass bread and WOW fucking WOW did it taste good.
If you’re like me and you’re not sure what Nutella is then let me explain real quick. Nutella is this hazelnut, skim milk and cocoa spread that you can put on just about anything and it tastes fucking amazing. It makes peanut butter seem like dog shit and I highly recommend trying this stuff if you haven’t already. Nutella is my new found friend and I don’t know how in the hell I’ve gone this long without it. I must say that the stuff is so damn good that I’m actually eating it with some sliced apples as I’m writing this. Thank you to whoever the hell invented this stuff because you have just made my life better. Yes I’m now a total fuckin Nutella addict! What about the rest of you, are any of you fuckers out there Nutella people?
DG
Wow Doug where have you been for the last few decades? lol
How did you not know about Nutella!?!? I lived off that stuff while I was traveling. So good. Try Nutella with crepes…food coma, I”m telling you.
yes doug – you are the only one who had no clue about Nutella. It’s been around longer than me and I’m 50+. This year my “enter into the fair” baking will include choc cake with Nutella frosting. If it’s any good (how couldn’t it be) I’ll bake for you my next trip to FL.
I have been eating that crap since I was like 9 years old
I have been eating Nutella for as long as I can remember. I was introduced to it while on holiday to my family in Italy and have been hooked ever since. However to be a true connoisseur you need it to be roughly room temperature, and then using a teaspoon or tablespoon, dive into the jar, pull out a large overflowing lump, and eat slowly. My life is complete!!
I’ve been hearing lots about Nutella but never bother to buy any until about a month ago (I am 24 btw). Delish!!
Protip about Nutella: it doesn’t need refrigeration, so you can carry a little container of it wherever you go!
Believe it or not, I’ve yet to try this apparently delicious treat! I have been thinking about trying it, so thanks for confirming that I should