Today is the day where I post a photo that you tards are supposed to be captioning. Look at the picture below, think about what it’s saying to you and add your own damn caption. It’s pretty fuckin simple!
DG
Monthly Archive for March, 2011
So today I wakeup, check my local news’ website and what did it say? Here’s a clip.
“CHARLESTON, South Carolina (Reuters) – Low levels of radioactive iodine believed to be from Japan’s disaster-stricken Fukushima Daiichi nuclear power plant have been detected in the atmosphere in South Carolina, North Carolina and Florida, officials said on Monday.”
Now isn’t that some fucking shit? A week ago the news stations were telling us that there’s “NO WAY” the radiation from Japan will ever reach the United States, but all of a sudden there are radiation levels being detected in the air and they’ve verified them as coming from Japan. Also the fuckers at the news stations are saying that the recently detected radiation “poses no threat to public safety.” So if you initially said the radiation wasn’t coming to the US, but now it’s here, and now you’re saying the radiation poses no threat, but you lied already, what are we honestly supposed to believe? Something doesn’t sound right to me!!
DG
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So I woke up this morning to a total fuckin flood! Apparently my water heater burst open in the middle of the night and leaked all over the damn place. Now I get to take the day off from work, fix the Goddamn water heater and clean up the total fuckin disaster that just yesterday I called home. Yup, that’s how my Monday is going so far.
DG
What’s up fuck tards? Happy Friday to all of you! You know what time it is right? Yup, it’s another Friday which means I’m going to ask you a stupid question that you probably wont answer. This week’s question is one that I’m super curious about and I’d really like to get a response from you idiots. Ready? Do you think you’re addicted to Facebook and on average how many times a day do you check your Facebook account?
DG
I’m going to keep this short and sweet today. I absolutely cannot fucking stand fake ass people! You know the type of person who will be a total asshole behind your back and talk shit, but then when they see you they try to act all nice like nothing ever happened. Yeah, I hate those fake son of a bitches with a passion. You know who you are!
DG
Yup it’s Wednesday again fuckers. That means I’m going to put up another photo that none of you will caption. You know what to do and have a great fuckin day!
DG
Oh man is someone really trying to fuck with me and I’m pretty sure I know who the bastard, or bastards are. You’re probably saying to yourselves, “Doug what happened?” Well, someone thought it would be amusing to use my email address to sign me up for a bunch of hair replacement websites and I’m now getting a shit load of emails telling me I can have beautiful hair. Haha very fuckin funny! The joke’s on you asshole because I have NO fuckin problem at all with being bald. In fact, I was looking at old pictures the other day when I had hair and to be quite honest I look WAY better without it. So to the person who thinks it’s funny, eat a dick shit face! Seriously if you’re going to try and fuck with me you should really try something that’s actually funny you fuckin tard. Don’t push me!
DG
So last Friday night I happened to be hosting an event here in Ft. Lauderdale. Months before this said event I hired a DJ to come out and be the host. I coordinated with this DJ several times before the show and also touched base with him the night before. Everything seemed like it was all falling in place, so I fuckin thought. Friday night rolls along and the DJ was supposed to be there at 8:30PM to setup and be ready to start the event at 9PM. At about 8:40PM he had not shown up so I called him and what do you think fucking happened? Boom, his phone is going straight to voicemail. FUCK I’m thinking what the hell is going on? The next thing I know it’s almost 9:30PM, there’s no DJ still and we were supposed to start at 9. Fucking asshole DJ! So what did I do? Well, I called my awesome wife on the phone, had her bring me my laptop with 50,000 fuckin songs on it and I DJ’d that shit my damn self. We started late as hell, but it still turned out pretty damn good.
Now normally the old Doug would have wanted revenge against this fucker and gone all out on him. Oh I was totally about to buy the domain name www.fuckDJ(not mentioning his name).com and slandered the ever living shit outta this guy. But instead I simply let the shit slide and because everyone ended up having a good time I really didn’t give a fuck. I could have burned him on my blog here as well, which I’m kinda doing, but instead I figured I’d bitch about him without mentioning his name. Why give that asshole free publicity? The bottom line is that this guy will never make it very far in life by not keeping his word. He also will not go any further in the DJ world by fucking people and not showing up to events he was booked for months ago. He’s an asshole, but hey he’s the one who lost out on $200 bucks plus a tip for the night so fuck em. He’s obviously not a good business man and to me he’s a total fuckin douche bag. So if you wouldn’t mind do me a favor and simply yell out loud, “Fuck DJ(not mentioning his name)!!”
DG
It’s Friday people! I hope you all had a good week, but if not I honestly don’t care. Are you ready for this week’s dumb fuckin question? Do any of you all REALLY believe that with all the recent tragedies going on that the world is really going to end in 2012? I think it’s all bullshit to be honest. I mean how can the world possibly end in 2012 when I’ve got macaroni and cheese in my cabinet that doesn’t expire until 2014? There’s some food for thought!
DG
Here’s a topic that when it happens it makes you say, “What the fuck?” You see I try to be a courteous driver most of the time when I’m on the road and when I see someone trying to turn into traffic I usually yield to let them in. Now most of us know that the proper thing to do when someone stops to let you into traffic is to politely wave as a way of saying thank you. But sometimes you get these fucking assholes who after you let them in the line they don’t even acknowledge you or look your way. It kinda makes you feel like an idiot for letting them in doesn’t it? Well I say FUCK YOU to those people! Have some Goddamn courtesy and at least raise your fucking hand a little or some shit, but don’t just look away like nothing ever happened you rude obnoxious bastards!
DG
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