Monthly Archive for May, 2011

Casey Anthony

Published on May 27, 2011 in Daily Bitching. 3 Comments

I’ve decided to skip my Friday question this week and instead complain about the total scumbag bitch of a woman named Casey Anthony. For those of you living under a rock the past couple of years Casey Anthony is the woman currently on trial for the accused killing of her young daughter Caylee. Now I’ve kinda been following the whole trial lately thanks to my friend Nancy Grace and let me tell you this woman is a total fucking asshole. I don’t know how many times she’s going to change her story, but I’m really getting sick of all the things Casey Anthony is ‘claiming’ happened to that beautiful little girl. The one accusation that this bitch made is that her father was the one who is responsible for all this. Really bitch, really? How does the story go from “the babysitter did it” to “my father found her in the pool”? That’s my first question. My second is that if she drowned in the pool why did the police investigators find duct tape around poor Caylee’s mouth when they finally found her body? The shit just isn’t adding up at all!

Now I could go on and on about all the crazy ass things being brought up in her trial, but I’ll just give you my personal opinion instead. Casey Anthony is the biggest piece of shit in the world. Nothing is worse than killing or lying about the death of your very own child. I’ve got a baby coming in five weeks and I couldn’t even imagine how fucking heartless someone could be to have been involved in their own kid’s murder. I don’t care what anyone says, I 100% believe that Casey Anthony did in fact have something to do with her daughter’s death and knows exactly what happened. It’s one thing to be accused of a crime, but to be accused of killing your very own child is just sickening. I hope you get what you deserve bitch and that you never live to see daylight again. You are the ultimate scum of the fucking earth and it’s people like you that are ruining the world.

DG

Caption My Fuckin Photo!

Published on May 25, 2011 in Caption My Fuckin Photo. 6 Comments

It’s pretty simple here people. Every Wednesday I put up a photo, you look at it, think about what it’s saying to you and caption the damn thing. Lets try it.

DG

Moochers

Published on May 24, 2011 in Daily Bitching. 3 Comments

Today I would like to discuss the bottom feeding fuckin moochers of the world. The people who take and take and fucking take until all the life is sucked out of the person or people they are taking from. The ones who feel that everything in the world should be handed to them by others and they should not have to do a damn thing for themselves. Those people who just think that because you’ve helped them once that automatically you’re supposed to continue giving to them for the rest of their lives. The ones who blame everyone else but themselves for all their problems and believe that others should in fact fix their fucking issues for them. The people who borrow money or favors with no intention whatsoever of paying anything back. Yes, I hate those damn people! If you’re reading this right now and you fall into the above category, stop that shit and grow the fuck up! There’s no reason that grown ass people are unable to take care of themselves and think that they can just mooch off of others. You all should be ashamed of yourselves!

DG

Do you really have to talk so loud?

Published on May 23, 2011 in Daily Bitching. 3 Comments

If there’s one thing that really makes me cringe it’s when I come in contact with ‘loud talkers’. Yes, you loud ass son of a bitches who can walk in anywhere and no matter what is going on we can all hear YOU. Nobody cares what you have to say and we sure as hell do not want to listen to your annoying loud ass voice. Lower it down a few octaves and shut the fuck up please.

DG

Another Dumb Friday Question

Published on May 20, 2011 in Doug's Friday Question. 4 Comments

Okay people it’s finally Friday! That means paychecks, strong mixed drinks, partying and of course my dumb Friday question. This week I’d like to ask your opinion about the good old US of A’s judicial system. Do you believe in the term ‘innocent until proven guilty’ or do you feel that it’s in fact ‘guilty until you prove that you did not do what the fuck they claim you did’? I personally believe in the latter if you ask me.

DG

Caption My Fuckin Photo!

Published on May 18, 2011 in Caption My Fuckin Photo. 3 Comments

It’s Wednesday yet again people. That means it’s time for you to caption another one of my dumb pictures. What’s your job as a reader again? To take a look at the photo below, think about what it’s saying to you and caption the fucking thing!

DG

No one cares about your stupid songs!

Published on May 17, 2011 in Daily Bitching. 3 Comments

Here’s another music related topic that aggravates the piss outta me. It’s when people feel the need to post 20-30 Youtube videos in a row of songs on their damn Facebook pages. Like why in the hell do you think the rest of us want to login to check our Facebook account just to filter through your fucking plethora of dumb ass songs? Is that shit really necessary? Do you have nothing better to do in life than to piss the rest of us off who simply want to see what everyone had for lunch and what their complaints for the day are? Can you assholes do us a favor and PLEASE stop this crap? It’s not cool and is very freakin annoying. If we want to watch a hundred Youtube music videos we’ll go to Youtube ourselves!

DG

Do you really have to fucking sing?

Published on May 16, 2011 in Daily Bitching. 1 Comment

Today I’d like to complain about people who feel the need to sing along to songs while they’re being played on the radio. You know the ones that no matter what song is playing they take it upon themselves to sing the shit, badly? Yes, those people! It’s like can’t you fuckers just let whoever wrote and actually sings the song sing it and save your crappy voice for American Idol tryouts maybe? There’s nothing worse than being subjected to someone who can’t sing worth a damn and I’d really appreciate it if you people would stop this crap. I know you think you’re all cool and stuff, but the fact of the matter is you suck and you’re irritating the hell out of the rest of us. Leave the singing to the professionals and shut your fucking pie hole!

DG

Caption My Fuckin Photo!

Published on May 11, 2011 in Caption My Fuckin Photo. 4 Comments

That’s right people, it’s Wednesday, you’ve made some bad decisions, you have a shitty life with nothing better to do than read my stupid blog and it totally sucks to be you. So, you might as well caption my fuckin photo. Take a look at the picture below, think about what it’s saying to you and add a Goddamn caption to the thing. You’re already here so you might as well just follow fucking directions.

DG

Why can’t you just follow directions?

Published on May 10, 2011 in Daily Bitching. 2 Comments

If there’s one thing I absolutely cannot fucking stand about people it’s when they’re unable to follow simple fucking directions. I’d love to give some examples of the idiot/idiots I’m referring to here, but I can’t for security reasons. I can however tell you that lately I’ve been dealing with cream of the crop when it comes to dumb asses. People who just don’t pay attention when you give them a simple task and have the ability to fuck up an orgasm. Well, I can’t stand these dipshits in question here and it’s getting to the point where I’m about to lose my fuckin cool. I don’t know how some of you made it so far in life being so damn stupid and unable to complete a simple task. Sometimes I’d really like to shake the shit out of you people to wake you up and ask what the hell is wrong in that stupid fucking head of yours. Yes I’m talking about someone in particular here and if you’re reading this right now thinking, “fuck he’s talking about me” I probably am!

DG