Monthly Archive for September, 2011

The use of the # sign after saying something on Facebook

Published on September 29, 2011 in Daily Bitching and Things That Make You Go Hmmmm. 2 Comments

I don’t know what it is with some of you people, but using the # sign after making a statement on Facebook is fuckin dumb. Do you know what I’m referring to here? Let me explain… You see some people, aka douches, like to post a status on Facebook and immediately afterwards they put #somedumbshit after whatever the hell they are saying. I know this is some type of Twitter thing that tags something, but as far as I know it’s not supposed to be used on the Facebook. It’s annoying and I really wished you idiots would please stop this crap. #thisisthedumbestshitever

DG

Why do you all make baby items so hard to put together?

Published on September 27, 2011 in Daily Bitching. 2 Comments

So most of you know that I am now the father of an almost three month old little girl. In the last few months I’ve found myself putting many things together such as portable cribs, strollers, swings, play pens and just about any other baby related item you can think of that requires assembly. In my recent baby related assembling endeavors I’ve noticed that a lot of this shit is a pain in the ass to put together. Not only that, but the instruction manuals are pure crap and poorly written. Most of this stuff you have to kind of figure out on your own and you would think that the manufacturers of this shit would at least make these things a little easier to assemble. I’m no idiot when it comes to tools and building things, but I am a NEW parent who has never even seen a baby stroller in my adult life, let alone put one together, so looking at this from a different standpoint I can’t see how someone without any type of handyman skill could possibly put some of this shit together. It’s 2011, and we have so many technologically advanced things out now, so I don’t see why the hell baby accessories are so damn complicated. Can’t you guys please make this crap just a little bit easier?

DG

Why do you always have to change shit Facebook?

Published on September 21, 2011 in Daily Bitching. 4 Comments

So I wakeup this morning and do what most of the rest of the world does, I check my Facebook account. What do I see? Some blue bar crap and half of the damn interface is changed, again! Who the hell are you Facebook to tell ME what I might find interesting and why do you always have to change shit around? Are you Facebook people all getting drunk in the middle of the night while plotting to change everything just to fuck with all of us? Because it’s totally not funny at all. Every time we all finally get used to the last shitty changes you made, you feel the need to move stuff around and make things worse yet again. I honestly don’t get it. Leave everything alone, give us back the old interface and stop dicking around with all of us please. This crap is getting old!

DG

Mondays Suck!

Published on September 19, 2011 in Daily Bitching. 1 Comment

If there’s one thing that I believe the whole world can agree on it’s probably the fact that we all hate Mondays. Mondays are like the dreaded crazy family members that come for a visit on holidays. You know they’re coming and there’s nothing you can do to stop them. It’s the “I’m fucking tired, I want another day to sleep in and wished I did less shit over the weekend” day of the week that nobody likes to deal with. Mondays are the hardest day of the week and I’m pretty sure there isn’t one person in the world who’s looking forward to them, they suck major ass crack. So from all of us I’d like to give a special FUCK YOU to Mondays and I hope you all enjoy your work week.

DG

Why do you idiots leave the sticker on your hats?

Published on September 16, 2011 in Daily Bitching and Doug's Friday Question. 3 Comments

I’ve seen this more often than never lately and this is something that really makes me wonder about today’s youths. These kids nowadays, and some grownups, are wearing their hats with the label sticker still on the bill of them. You know, the actual sticker showing that it’s new? Seriously how the hell did this stupid fad start? It’s like you fucking dummies feel the need to let everyone know that either you just purchased a new hat, or you’re too damn lazy to actually take the sticker off. I don’t know what the reasoning behind it is, but it’s really fucking stupid if you ask me. Maybe I’m getting old, or maybe I’m just out of touch with today’s fashion, but leaving the sticker on your hat just screams out “I’m a total douche bag” in my honest opinion. So that leaves me with a new Friday question here. Honestly, why in the hell DO you tards leave those stickers on your hats? Can someone please tell me what the logic behind all this is?

DG

Caption My Fuckin Photo!

Published on September 14, 2011 in Caption My Fuckin Photo. 4 Comments

It’s hump day peoples! That means it’s time for you all to take a look at the picture below, think about what it’s saying to you and caption the damn thing. Go ahead, try it out!

DG

If you’re done then get the fuck up!

Published on September 13, 2011 in Daily Bitching. 2 Comments

Here’s a topic that would totally piss anyone off. You see my wife and I, when we can get out nowadays, like to head over to our local Hard Rock Casino to play the slot machines. We’ve won quite a substantial amount there a few times and we enjoy playing the machines. The other night we got a babysitter and went out to play our normal few bucks to get out of the house for a couple hours. It was a Friday night and the place was pretty packed. Well, you’ve always got the dipshits who play on the machines and when their money runs out they sit there staring off into space or talking with some other asshole so the people waiting behind them to play next have to stand there and wait. It’s bullshit I tell ya, total fucking bullshit. You people need to learn some damn courtesy and should have enough sense to know that on a busy night there are others waiting and that you’re not the only fucking people in the building. Lose your money, get the fuck up when you’re done and let the rest of us piss away our hard earned money too, you idiots!

DG

That’s why they are called ‘appointments’!

Published on September 8, 2011 in Daily Bitching. 0 Comments

Since I’m talking about office related issues this week, let’s take a minute discuss the idiots who feel that they do not need an appointment to come into a place of business. You see we tend to get a shit load of solicitors visit our office every day. Sometimes they’re selling things we actually need, most of the time they are selling piles of crap. Once in a while, like last week for instance, some sales douche will come in and actually have something our company might need such as discounted shipping services. This one guy in particular came in last week and had some pretty decent rates on freight shipping. At the time I was extremely busy and did not have a few minutes to spare to speak with him. I politely exchanged business cards and told him to call me this week to setup an appointment so that way we could meet and discuss what his company had to offer. What does this asshole do? He just shows up yesterday to meet with me like we were best fucking friends. Now to me that is totally disrespectful and makes me not want to do business with him or his company. Honestly it’s total bullshit and he’s not the first shit for brains that has done this. I know you sales people are trying to drum up business, as that is your job, but being pushy and just showing up whenever you want is NOT the way you’re going to gain me as a customer. Actually I probably won’t do any business with you assholes at all when you do shit like that. Stop just showing up to people’s offices because maybe, just maybe, we might actually be, um, you know, um WORKING! There’s a new device that’s been out for a hundred years or so and it’s called a damn telephone. Please figure out how to use one and make a Goddamn appointment next time.

DG

I don’t like being questioned!

Published on September 7, 2011 in Daily Bitching. 2 Comments

Some of you are probably wondering where the hell I’ve been. To be honest, I’ve been doing dad shit mostly so blogging has kind of been put on the back burner. But today I’d like to cover a topic that has had me on edge lately. You see I work at a place where my livelihood, and the livelihood of a lot of other people, relies on our company being successful. I take my job very seriously and it’s my responsibility to make sure that things run smoothly like a well oiled machine, and I do exactly that. But lately my actions have been questioned by one particular individual and it’s really getting on my fucking nerves. I’m not trying to toot my own horn here too much, but honestly I actually DO know what the fuck I’m doing. I’ve held my position for quite some time now and I’ve done nothing but help to move our company team forward since I started. BUT, when someone who has absolutely no idea what the hell they’re doing questions me or my decisions I tend to get a little pissy. That’s what’s been happening lately. I instruct an employee to do one thing and this person feels the need to call me out like I’m doing something wrong, which is totally not the case. This said person has no fucking clue what they are doing in life, let alone behind the doors of our company, so taking criticism from them is not something I’m willing to do. Actually I get pretty fucking offended when I say something and get questioned like I don’t know what the hell I’m doing. I’ve been at this for a long time and obviously I’m doing something right or I wouldn’t been in the position I’m in. So with that being said I’d like take a second to let everyone know that it’s in your best interest to leave me the fuck alone, don’t question me and let me do my fucking job without opening your damn mouth every time I say something.

DG

Just let me purchase my shit and shut the hell up!

Published on September 2, 2011 in Daily Bitching. 3 Comments

I know I haven’t been the best blogger lately, as I’ve kinda had a bunch of shit going on. But today I’d like to complain about cashiers putting their two cents in when you try to purchase something at the store. For instance if you’re buying a lot of food they have to say, “my somebody is hungry.” Or if you’re stocking up on alcohol the comment is usually, “oh, someone is having a party huh?” No, I’m buying all this shit because I need it! Mind your Goddamn business, ring up my shit, shut your fucking whore mouth and leave me the hell alone. I didn’t come to the grocery store to make friends or listen to your smartass comments, I came here to buy groceries. Do your job and shut your damn pie hole!

DG