So the other day I was browsing the internets looking for funny shit to read like I always do. Suddenly I stumbled upon this photo here of a french fry holder for your car. Yes, that’s what I said, a fuckin french fry holder for your car!! This is what is becoming of us American people, greasy fry holders so all the overweight lazy morons will have a place to put their snacks while driving. At first I thought this was a joke, but after a simple google search I found that this picture is indeed legitimate. But why? Why in the hell would someone need a french fry holder for their vehicle? Next you’re going to tell me that Ford will start installing microwaves in all their new cars. It’s just ridiculous that anyone would want/need one of these damn things and just goes to show you what the hell is wrong with people in our country. This is one of the reasons why the rest of the world makes fun of America, because we’re so damn fat and lazy that we now need a french fry holder in all of our vehicles so we can put on a few pounds while we drive. Cigarette lighters in cars is a no no, but please by all means go ahead and replace that with some fries. That’s way healthier!
DG
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