21 April 2009

Tramp Stamps Are Not For Men

Written by Doug (

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Published on April 21st, 2009 @ 07:07:43 am, using 429 words, 19743 views

Categories: Daily Bitching

So Sunday I was out at the beach with family and friends having a good old time in the lovely South Florida weather. I was standing in line at the bar, waiting to get a drink obviously, and happened to notice a shirtless dude in front of me with a rather odd tattoo in a place that normally only women would put tattoos. Yes this guy was sporting a tattoo in the small of his back labeled by most as the infamous “tramp stamp”. For those of you who don’t know what a tramp stamp is I have pasted the definition below.

“Tramp Stamp: A tattoo on the lower back of a female. Denotes the perceived correlation between having a tattoo in this location and being sexually promiscuous. The larger the tramp stamp, the more promiscuous the female, goes the common lore. Popular designs include butterflies, flowers, vines, tribal designs, wings etc. Basically it is used as a target to shoot your sperm on after having sex with a woman from behind.”

Okay so now that you all are up to speed on what a tramp stamp actually is you can see why I was a little surprised to witness a man with one of these. At first I was thinking this guy was a total queer but then I saw him bring a drink to what looked to be his girlfriend so I was a little confused. First off why would any man put a tattoo in a place that is normally labeled for loose women? Did you lose a bet or were you out one day and got a little drunk so you decided to give yourself a tramp stamp to show everyone how manly you really are? Do you not realize that potentially hundreds of people are making fun of you every time you take your shirt off? I really wished that I would have simply asked this guy what the fuck he was thinking when he got a tattoo there because I just don’t get it. Seriously guys if any of you reading this right now are thinking about getting a tattoo do your homework first and please don’t put a tramp stamp on the small of your back. If you do chances are that everyone you know, and even more people you don’t know, will be making fun of you for the rest of your lives. Do yourselves a favor gentlemen and leave those tramp stamps for all the trashy women out there, they’re not meant for men!!

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Comment from: Kathy C.

Well Doug I guess I am one of those "trashy" women you are referring to because I have a tattoo on my lower back. I've never heard of it being a tramp stamp before, thanks for ruining my day! lol

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Comment from: Mitch

I hate to ruin your day, but just because the simple brained, you know, those whose greatest contribution to society is that they have penis matter instead of grey/brain matter... those lower brained cretan's call a lower back tattoo "tramp stamps" does not mean much. Its a lower back tattoo because it is a flat wide area of the back to work with. Many guys and gals get tat's there just for that reason. If you think a tattoos sole purpose is as a spunk aim adapter... then you only show how completely shallow your mental abilities are and how atrophied from lack of use your brain is. Do us all a favor... don't breed, the gene pool is bad enough.

Permalink 05/08/09 @ 14:40