Archive for the 'Daily Bitching' Category

I’m pretty sure that I’ve covered this topic before, but these idiots at the Yellow Pages just won’t quit. Every year these jackasses decide that they are going to deliver several million copies of their books to people who simply throw them away. You see piles and piles of them everywhere and it just doesn’t make any fucking sense. Not only are you tards at the Yellow Pages wasting precious trees by printing all these books, but you’re also pissing off a lot of people. In case you all were wondering, nobody uses a fucking phone book anymore! I mean even my grandma has a smartphone and wireless internet, and she knows how to lookup someone’s telephone number on either of them. That means that there are millions of other people doing the same thing. So what dipshit at the Yellow Pages is making the decision to send out all of these books? Who there is that clueless that they feel the need to keep pissing away all that money on paper and delivering these useless print outs? It just doesn’t make any sense to me. Wakeup, Yellow Pages, and get with the freakin times. If someone wants a telephone book, then let them request it. Stop this insanity and wastefulness already!

DG

So there you are sitting at home, watching your favorite TV show at a normal volume and minding your own damn business. The show you were watching now ends and here comes the commercials, holy shit they’re LOUD! What happened to the damn TV? You see this is a marketing ploy by big corporations to try and keep your attention during these dumb commercials so you’ll hopefully buy their shitty products. It’s really annoying when you’re trying to be quiet and can become quite frustrating at times. The commercials are just too fuckin loud. These damn commercials are so loud in fact that the government has now stepped in to regulate them. A new law called the CALM act is going into effect this December and mandates that the cable companies monitor the volume of all commercials so that they are broadcasted at the same volume levels as the TV shows. It’s about freakin time! The days of loud annoying commercials are almost over. With DVR’s and now the CALM act these assholes won’t stand a chance.

DG

So the other day I was browsing the internets looking for funny shit to read like I always do. Suddenly I stumbled upon this photo here of a french fry holder for your car. Yes, that’s what I said, a fuckin french fry holder for your car!! This is what is becoming of us American people, greasy fry holders so all the overweight lazy morons will have a place to put their snacks while driving. At first I thought this was a joke, but after a simple google search I found that this picture is indeed legitimate. But why? Why in the hell would someone need a french fry holder for their vehicle? Next you’re going to tell me that Ford will start installing microwaves in all their new cars. It’s just ridiculous that anyone would want/need one of these damn things and just goes to show you what the hell is wrong with people in our country. This is one of the reasons why the rest of the world makes fun of America, because we’re so damn fat and lazy that we now need a french fry holder in all of our vehicles so we can put on a few pounds while we drive. Cigarette lighters in cars is a no no, but please by all means go ahead and replace that with some fries. That’s way healthier!

DG

I don’t know about the rest of you all out there, but personally I’m not into ugly designer shit just because it’s expensive. I see people all the time who think that they are better than others just because they purchased a 500 dollar shirt that looks like someone threw up on it. Or then you have these women with their 5,000 dollar purses that are so gaudy you can’t even look at them without getting a headache. You see it everywhere and society today thinks that you must have these high priced ugly items to keep up with the Jones’s. I honestly don’t get it. I mean don’t get me wrong here I’m not the guy who buys his clothes at the K-Mart or anything, but I sure as hell won’t pay an outrageous price just for a golf shirt. But there are people out there who think that just because whatever it is they purchase costs a lot of money that automatically it has to be nice shit. That is so not true. I’ve noticed that the more something costs lately the uglier it gets, and people can’t wait to piss away their hard earned money on this crap. I had someone tell me the other day that their shoes cost them 700 dollars. 700 bucks for a pair of fucking shoes? Do they help you run fast? No. Do they make you fly? No. Are they going to last forever? No. Then why in the hell do they cost as much as a months rent? I just can’t see the logic behind all this and I probably never will. You people can’t wait to piss away your hard earned money on designer shit that you think looks nice, but in reality it’s just plain ugly and a total waste of money. Just because it’s expensive that doesn’t neccessarly mean that it’s nice. Invest your money in something else and stop throwing it away on this shit that people call clothing.

DG

There comes a time in everyone’s life when you simply have to get rid of any negativity you may have hanging around. What I mean by negativity is people who are no good for you. We’ve all had those ‘friends’ or family members who cause us nothing but grief and fuckin trouble. The ones that get you into situations that you would never have possibly gotten yourself into had you stayed clear of these people. They con you into doing shit for them or with them, and you are usually the one who suffers from their influence. The problem is that a lot of us do not rid ourselves of said people once they fuck us over or get us into any type of trouble. That’s when we have to wakeup, smell the fuckin roses and simply cut these people out of our lives. Sometimes it’s hard, but usually it’s the best solution. If every time a certain person comes around you they fuck you over, or even worse, why keep them in your life? Why keep being brought down by their stupidity and lack of judgement that only hurts you in the long run? I know it’s hard to kick people to the curb, but sometimes it’s what’s best for you. If they haven’t done anything but bad shit the entire time you’ve had a relationship with them, what makes you think that it’s ever going to change? Cut them off and move onto a life without negativity and bad influence. Trust me it will all be worth it.

DG