Archive for the 'Awesome Animals' Category

Better Than The Humane Society!

Published on May 6, 2011 in Awesome Animals and Cool Shit. 3 Comments

So the other night my wife and I had some visitors over and when these people pulled into our driveway three puppies magically appeared in our yard as well. Where they came from we have no fucking clue. The three little dogs were all different breeds and under six months old, but seemed as if they were good friends with one another. Well, they just plotted down in our front yard and because we live on a busy street, and didn’t want anything to happen to these little guys, we took them in. We tried finding their rightful owners around the neighborhood here, but nobody claimed them or knew where they belonged. No big deal, my wife and I simply found them all new homes within a 24 hour period. Yup, these three awesome dogs all were given to good people where they will definitely be taken care of the way they should be. I don’t know what it is, but I’m a damn sucker when it comes to animals and I feel really good about what my wife and I accomplished with these guys. Take that Humane Society! I bet you fuckers can’t find good homes for lost dogs as fast as we can!

Like a BOSS!

Published on February 1, 2011 in Awesome Animals. 2 Comments

I really don’t have anything to bitch about today so I figured I’d share this video of a silverback gorilla named Ambam. What’s so special about old Ambam here? Well for starters he doesn’t walk like a normal gorilla, he walks standing straight up like a BOSS! Ambam here was part of a group of endangered western lowland gorillas at Port Lympne Wild Animal Park in southern England and now he’s their main attraction. I happen to think he’s cool as fuck, which is why you all are reading about him today. Check out the video below.

Follow My Bulldog Bubba On Twitter!

Published on November 19, 2010 in Awesome Animals. 4 Comments

Today I’d like you all to meet my bulldog Bubba who has now made a move into the future with his very own Twitter account. Before you say anything I know what you all are thinking, “Doug why in the hell would you want to give your dog a fucking Twitter account?” Well, I saw this really cool invention called Puppy Tweets where you hook up a little transmitter to your dog’s collar allowing them to communicate with Twitter. I know I know it sounds really corny and fucking stupid, but I think it’s cool so you can just shut the fuck up. What this thing does is monitor my dog Bubba’s movement, which isn’t much because he’s fucking lazy, and it Tweets for him based upon his daily activity. So what I’d like you all to do if you have Twitter is to please follow my dog, and of course he will follow you. Don’t give me any shit about how gay or retarded this is because I don’t give two shits about your opinion. I want my dog to remain being the cool mother fucker that he is and you can’t be cool these days without the Twitter. So click the link below and follow my fuckin dog before I bring him to your house and have him take a nasty shit on your front porch!

twitter.com/bubba_bulldog