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Why does the internet hate Nickelback?

Published on January 27, 2012 in Doug's Friday Question. 1 Comment

For some unknown reason the internet hates Nickelback. Every site I go to there’s always someone cracking jokes, or making funny memes about them, and I have no idea why. If you enter “why does the internet” into google, it will automatically add “hate Nickelback” to the end of that statement. That means that millions of other people are wondering the same thing. Now I went ahead and did some research on this issue and there really isn’t a justified answer out there. Some say it’s because their songs sound the same, but I don’t buy that shit to be honest. I’m not going to lie to you, I fuckin love Nickelback. I’ve got every one of their albums and I think those guys are pretty damn talented. But for whatever reason every person on the internet seems to think the opposite. I don’t get it. Why hate on Nickelback so much? There’s plenty of other bands out there who suck major ass, yet the internet targets Nickelback. Why? Why not bash some shit band that actually does suck? I can’t see these guys selling multiplatinum records when everyone hates them, but they do. There has to be a legitimate answer for this hatred for Nickelback, and if anyone knows what that answer is I sure would appreciate it if you’d share it with me.

DG

People who can’t admit they’re wrong

Published on December 9, 2011 in Daily Bitching and Doug's Friday Question. 1 Comment

If there’s one thing that bites my ass it’s when people refuse to own up to their own mistakes. I know several people like this and you can pretty much catch them in the act of doing something wrong, and they still will not admit that they fucked up. They blame it on someone else, say they’re not at fault or just flat out lie that they didn’t do anything. Grown ass people who have an ego so big that no matter what they screw up they never take responsibility for anything. It happens all the time in my day to day experiences and can become quite frustrating. Why do people do this shit? How come it’s so hard to just simply admit you’re wrong once in a while? I’m wrong all the time and have no issue whatsoever admitting that. I just don’t understand what the issue is with these types of people, and I probably never will. Is it really that hard to simply say, “I was wrong”?

DG

Whatever happened to the ‘husky’ section?

Published on November 11, 2011 in Daily Bitching and Doug's Friday Question. 1 Comment

Believe this or not, I used to be the fat kid when I was younger. I was a little pudgy and was constantly picked on for being overweight in grade school. This was one of the reasons why I had to try and be the funny kid so that way I’d at least fit in by making the other kids laugh. Being the chubby kid never really bothered me too much except for when my mom used to take me clothes shopping, that was the worst. Why? Because I used to have to shop in the ‘husky’ section of all the stores. Remember that? Yeah, that shit was embarrassing. It was like, “Hey, let’s make a section just for the fat kids and, I know, we’ll name it husky.” That was probably the worst part about growing up. Having my mom take me to the store and yell out, “Doug, meet me in the husky section so we can try on some pants that fit your waist but are eight inches too fucking long for ya.” Yup, that was my childhood shopping experience. But I guess the stores have gotten a little more politically correct, or they don’t make clothes for fat kids anymore, because I haven’t seen a husky section in forever. Which is leaving me with my question for today, what the hell ever happened to the husky section for fat kids? Does anyone out there in retail have an answer for me?

DG

Why do you idiots leave the sticker on your hats?

Published on September 16, 2011 in Daily Bitching and Doug's Friday Question. 3 Comments

I’ve seen this more often than never lately and this is something that really makes me wonder about today’s youths. These kids nowadays, and some grownups, are wearing their hats with the label sticker still on the bill of them. You know, the actual sticker showing that it’s new? Seriously how the hell did this stupid fad start? It’s like you fucking dummies feel the need to let everyone know that either you just purchased a new hat, or you’re too damn lazy to actually take the sticker off. I don’t know what the reasoning behind it is, but it’s really fucking stupid if you ask me. Maybe I’m getting old, or maybe I’m just out of touch with today’s fashion, but leaving the sticker on your hat just screams out “I’m a total douche bag” in my honest opinion. So that leaves me with a new Friday question here. Honestly, why in the hell DO you tards leave those stickers on your hats? Can someone please tell me what the logic behind all this is?

DG

An Old School Friday Question

Published on August 5, 2011 in Doug's Friday Question. 4 Comments

I don’t know about the rest of you, but I grew up as a kid in the 80′s and 90′s. To me shit was way simpler back then. We didn’t have to check our email or cellphones every fucking minute of the day. We didn’t worry about who said what on Facebook, nor did we know what the hell the internet even was. We had video games with one or two buttons to press and we didn’t have to stand in our living room swinging a stick to play them. We wore goofy neon clothes with baggy pants instead of skinny jeans with our underwear out. It was good fuckin times I tell ya! Now let me get to the fucking point already. With all that being said there is one thing we still have today that I remember as being WAY better back when I was a kid, that’s fast food! Pizza Hut pizza didn’t taste like cardboard, a McDonalds Big Mac was actually BIG and KFC was good ass chicken. But is seems to me that as I got older fast food got shittier and that is where my question comes in. Is it just me or have fast food joints gotten crappier over the years? Have they always been shitty, or have they progressively gotten worse as we’ve gotten older?

DG

A Friday Planking Question

Published on July 22, 2011 in Daily Bitching and Doug's Friday Question. 3 Comments

Happy Friday my fellow people of the internets! Today I’d like to ask a few questions about the new phenominon that you people call planking. What the fuck is the point of it and why in the hell would anyone want to lay down on random shit? Are we that fucking bored that there’s nothing else to do other than this? All the electronics and awesome new gadgets of the 21st century and you tards are going around laying down on stuff for fun. I just don’t get it. Maybe I’m getting old, or maybe I just don’t give a shit, but planking really has got to be the dumbest activity I have ever seen. Can’t we come up with something better than this crap?

DG

“The Facebook”

Published on June 24, 2011 in Doug's Friday Question. 2 Comments

It’s Friday again peoples. That means I’m going to ask you another question that you will probably ignore and not answer. This one though is something that for some reason I can’t seem to figure it the fuck out. Can someone, anyone, please tell me why in the hell do people over the age of 50 refer to Facebook as “The Facebook”? “She’s on the Facebook there you can look her up.” “Oh you kids are always on the Facebook.” Seriously, what the hell is up with that shit?

DG

A Friday Wiener Question

Published on June 17, 2011 in Doug's Friday Question. 2 Comments

It’s Friday again peoples! This week I have a semi-political question for you all, pun intended, about Anthony Wiener’s recent decision to resign. If you’re one of the millions of Americans who forgot about the rest of our major issues in this country for the last few weeks and have been focusing on the Anthony Wiener Twitter scandal then you’ll know what I’m referring to here. If not then just close your browser and go somewhere else. Do you all think that it was necessary for Mr. Wiener to be forced to step down from his position in Congress just for a few pictures posted on Twitter? I mean we do forget that Bill Clinton fucked Monica Lewinsky in the Whitehouse with a cigar, lied about it, then told the truth and was not impeached. Still to this day old Bill is embraced as one of the best presidents to ever serve our country, even though he totally got caught with his pants down. So why are we so hard on Wiener?

DG

A Friday Welfare Question

Published on June 3, 2011 in Doug's Friday Question. 4 Comments

Okay so it’s Friday yet again! This week I’ve got one of those questions that really makes a lot of fucking sense to me. You see I live in Florida where we have this crazy Governor, Rick Scott. Now I honestly do not agree with most of Scott’s beliefs, but his recent bill he passed to mandate drug testing for anyone applying for government assisted welfare is one that I condone. My question to you all this week is about this very same topic. Do you think it’s necessary that anyone applying for welfare would have to submit to and pass a drug test?

DG

Another Dumb Friday Question

Published on May 20, 2011 in Doug's Friday Question. 4 Comments

Okay people it’s finally Friday! That means paychecks, strong mixed drinks, partying and of course my dumb Friday question. This week I’d like to ask your opinion about the good old US of A’s judicial system. Do you believe in the term ‘innocent until proven guilty’ or do you feel that it’s in fact ‘guilty until you prove that you did not do what the fuck they claim you did’? I personally believe in the latter if you ask me.

DG