I know everyone is probably hung over from yesterday’s Super Bowl so I figured I’d share this funny as video with you all. This guy has got to be one of the shittiest burglars ever!
DG
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Here’s one for Wikipedia! Meet Justin Walker, AKA Jus N Walk on Facebook, a man who is serving a life sentence for killing a police officer. What did old Justin here do to become the dumbass of the week? Well he was caught smoking weed, drinking and keeping a stash of weapons while he was in prison. How you say? Old Justin here had himself a Blackberry phone in prison and decided to open himself up a Facebook account and post all his really cool prison pictures on there. Not only was he posting all his illegal shit on Facebook, but his privacy settings were set to allow anyone to see his page. Not too fucking bright huh?
So yeah Justin Walker got caught, they took his cell phone and shutdown his Facebook page. No big deal right? Now me being the nosy asshole that I am I found his new Facebook page which read, “IM BACK. FCK WHAT U HEARD”.
Here, have a look for yourselves.
So there you have it. This guy has got to be a total fucking idiot! I kind of gathered that by the whole killing a cop and serving 30 years in prison thing, but for fucks sake can you get any dumber than this?
DG
Click here for the full story, or just watch the video below. OR if you want some entertainment click here for Justin’s new Facebook page.
Ahh what a great way to start the week. Some dumb fucking retarded lady from Arizona went to grab her eye drop medication the other day and instead she picked up a bottle of super glue. What do you think happened next? Yup, the idiot glued her fucking eye shut! Let’s take a look at what this woman had to say for herself.
“The bottles are identical and I am not young anymore, but I am not senile. They had to cut off the glue substance and it was all hard and in the eye, and I couldn’t even see.”
Lady you have got to be one of the dumbest people I have ever seen! Not only did this dipshit glue her eye shut, but she’s now blaming the super glue manufacturer for the mistake. This woman is meeting with the FDA to force super glue companies to change their packaging because she claims that the two look alike. I don’t know about the rest of you, but I use Visine just about every day and I’ve never mistaken it for anything else. I just can’t see how one could pickup a bottle that clearly reads GLUE on the fucking thing and think that it says Visine, Clear Eyes or whatever other type of eye drops are out there. Why do people always want to blame others for their stupidity? Just face it lady you’re a fucking dummy and you messed up, that is all!
DG
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Here are some eye drops.
While they do look similar, one says GLUE and the other says EYE DROPS.
Please make sure you’re smart enough to know the difference!!
First off I’d like to let you all know that this is my 900th blog post! Yes, I have now posted 900 dumb fucking things for you assholes to read. Now that I’ve gotten that outta the way let me continue on to this week’s dumb-ass, Rick Sanchez.
As some of you may know Rick Sanchez is the asshole news anchor from CNN who was recently fired for his remarks about Jon Stewart and Jews. But some of you may not know that he used to be a local news anchor down here in South Florida back in the 80′s-90′s and he was not liked very much at all. Not only is Rick a loud mouth hypocrite asshole, he’s also a fucking killer. You see back in 1990 he was driving drunk, caused an accident and paralyzed a young man who a couple years later died because of Mr. Sanchez. What happened to old Rick because of that? Well nothing really other than some fines and the loss of his license, and later on he left the local station for CNN.
So to me Rick Sanchez is an even bigger asshole than some of you may think. He’s a racist prick whose only out for himself and his Cuban community, and he really could give two shits about anyone else. Rick Sanchez is a piece of shit fuck tard who should have been put in jail for DUI manslaughter instead of being portrayed as some great news anchor on CNN. Sure he made a few comments about Jon Stewart and the Jews, but that’s nowhere near as bad as killing some innocent young man because of his stupidity. To me Rick Sanchez is just a fuckup and should never have even had the chance to make those comments about Jon Stewart because he shouldn’t of had that job in the first place.
Rick you are an arrogant, hypocritical fucking douche bag that no one has EVER liked. I’m happy that you finally got yours and hopefully the only fucking news station your racist ass ends up on is Telemundo. I also hope you get your ass kicked in a dark alley by Jon Stewart and Anderson Cooper when you least expect it. Fuck you Rick, yes FUCK you!
DG
So I opted to skip my Friday question this week and replace it with some other dumb-ass who royally fucked up big time. Meet Jessica Gamble, a 21 year old bad mother who not only gave her 2 year old marijuana to smoke but also filmed the whole incident. Ole dumb shit Jessica here is now being indicted on three felonies. Corrupting another with drugs, child endangering and tampering with evidence. All of them together carry a maximum prison sentence of 11½ years.
Now I totally think this woman should get jail time for what she has done. Not only did she risk the health of her child, but she has also exposed this poor little girl to drugs at really young age. Who the hell knows what kind of damage she has done to this child! This woman is a shitty mother and should be punished severely for her utter fucking stupidity. I’ve said this before and I’ll say it again, anyone can fuck and produce a child but it takes a real person to become a parent. This dumb fucking ghetto bitch here is NOT a mother, she’s a piece of shit!
DG
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Here’s the video footage if you’re interested.
So this morning I wakeup and decide to surf the internet for some crazy shit to share with you fuckers. What did I find floating around all over the place? Some asshole, whose name and location are not available, that decided he was going to have his face tattooed to look like a Gucci handbag. YES a Gucci handbag! Now I don’t know what the fuck this guy was thinking, but for Christ’s sake I can’t believe he was foolish enough to even think of getting a tattoo like this let alone actually going through with it. This idiot is either a total fucking retard or he’s really craving some attention. Whatever the case may be he’s still a dumb ass and is now the poster child for the shittiest tattoo in the world. Good luck trying to land a job for the rest of your life you fucking moron!
DG
Here’s something you don’t see every day. A 19 year-old kid, Brendan S. Eden from Ohio, thought it would be a good idea to drive 100mph in his old 80′s Pontiac Firebird during a police chase. What the fuck do you think happened? Well he hit a guard rail, flew into the air, hit a bridge, the car broke into a million pieces, he flew across the highway and still lived! Yeah he should have totally fucking died from his stupidity, but yet someone somewhere felt the need to keep ole Brenden here alive. He’s probably going to be facing a shit load of charges once he gets outta the hospital. Feel free to watch the police cam that caught the whole thing on video. What a dumb fucking idiot!
DG
Meet the Myers family, a bunch of regular people on vacation in Madison, WI who were trying to get a family portrait in front of the State Capitol Building. Mr. Myer, the father, decided he wanted to take a photo and setup his camera on a nearby wall on a timer. After doing so he also placed his electronics bag full of goodies down right behind where he was taking the picture. Well after his family photo shoot Mr. Myer realized someone had taken his bag!
“We were taking pictures outside the Capitol building and I wanted to get a timed shot of the whole family all dressed up. So I put my bag down, placed the camera on a wall, got everyone to line up, set the timer for ten seconds, and jumped into the photo. I took a quick look at the image and liked it.
We then started to walk away when I realized my bag was missing. I went inside the building to see if someone had turned it in, but no luck. I ran outside and circled the building, but still no luck.
I then realized that I might have caught the thief on camera and I checked the shot again. When I saw the guy with his hand in my bag, I ran back inside and found the Capitol Police. They were amazing. They immediately sent out a description of the thief using the photo I took. In a few minutes, one officer had found him still in the area. The thief had dumped some things from the bag in a nearby trash can—the flash for my camera, a small backpack of kids toys, a bag of cables, extra SD cards, my mini tripod—but still in my bag were my wallet with cash, credit cards, hotel keys, rental car keys, and my iPad.
The Police recovered everything and hauled the guy off to jail.”
You see that’s what happens when you’re an idiot and you try to steal shit from nice people. Let this be a lesson to all you dumb-asses out there who feel the need to rip shit off. There’s cameras everywhere and more than likely one is watching your dumb ass while you’re committing a crime!
DG
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Here’s something you don’t see every day. A not very smart man tried to rob a London home the other day by climbing through a window. The only problem? Well old dummy here was apparently too large to fit through that said window and got his ass stuck. What happened next? The owner of the house came home to find this dip shit hanging halfway through his fucking window, called the police and the fire rescue to get this idiot unstuck. Not only is this robber extremely dumb, but he’s also not very good at estimating measurements either. The window is only 12 inches by 8 inches!
“Amused by the spectacle, neighbours gathered to watch.
One resident said: ‘It was hilarious. All of the neighbours came outside to take a look at his legs and backside sticking out of the window.
‘He must have felt a right idiot. Most people wanted him to be left there. There is one neighbour who is a surgeon, and he told the emergency services he’d be able to get the burglar out without damaging the window.
‘But they politely declined, saying they would rather get him out in one piece.”
Could you imagine coming home and finding some asshole hanging through your fucking window? I think I would first shit myself and then more than likely hit the guy in the face a few times before I called the cops.
DG
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