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Vote for Vermin Supreme lol

Published on January 12, 2012 in Daily Bitching, Things That Make You Go Hmmmm and Weird Fucking News. 0 Comments

Yesterday this video was brought to my attention about an independent presidential candidate named Vermin Supreme. Does his name sound weird to you?  Well, it should because this guy is a little out there to say the least. Old Vermin here has some very strange political views, but his video has gone so viral that he actually has a 14% democratic approval rating in the primaries. If elected Vermin vows to provide a pony to every person in the United States and that pony will be used to identify us with his proposed “pony identification system”. He also proposes putting a law into place requiring everyone in America to brush their teeth and he supports zombie apocalypse awareness. No, I’m totally not making this shit up. Vermin Supreme is 100% real and this actually is not his first time running for office. This guy is totally fuckin out there, but honestly what politician isn’t? The funny thing is that Vermin Supreme is now becoming an internet sensation and he actually has a chance at running because of this. I don’t know about the rest of you, but that pony sounds pretty enticing to me. Anyway take a look at the video below and decide for yourself. Would you vote for Vermin Supreme?

DG

Click here for Vermin’s unofficial website, or click here for his Wikipedia page.

Just when you thought you’ve seen it all.

Published on January 11, 2012 in Things That Make You Go Hmmmm and Weird Fucking News. 1 Comment

I’m a little pressed for time this morning, but I wanted to share this story with you to let you all know how fucked up this world is sometimes. An 18 year old kid who was killed in 2008 by an Amtrak train is now being sued by a woman who says she was injured by his flying body parts. Well, his family is being sued. Is that not one of the most insane things you’ve ever heard in your life? I really don’t know what to say about this other than some people are just assholes. The kid didn’t commit suicide here, it was a freakin accident. Leave him and his family alone. Don’t you think they’ve suffered enough?

Click here for the full story.

DG

Who cares if Siri can’t find an abortion clinic?

Published on December 8, 2011 in Daily Bitching and Weird Fucking News. 0 Comments

Some of you may, or may not, know about Apple’s new cool application called Siri. Siri is kind of like the first step in artificial intelligence that accepts voice commands on Apple’s new iPhone 4S. It’s really neat because you can pretty much tell it to do anything and Siri will comply. Me being a huge Mac whore I’ve got one and I absolutely love it. If I want to text or email someone I can do it hands free by simply asking Siri to do so. It’s actually quite convenient, especially when you’re driving or just too lazy to fucking type anything. Yes, Siri can do a whole bunch of shit that makes life just that much easier. BUT, lately Apple and Siri have been catching a lot of slack from pro choice advocates because if you ask it to find an abortion clinic, it will tell you that it cannot locate one. To me this is just plain old stupid that anyone even cares about this issue. I mean sure it can find you a local brothel, or a liquor store, so Siri should be able to find an abortion clinic as well. But it’s not perfect and I just can’t fathom why these pro choice weirdos are even bringing this topic up. If you ask Siri to google search for an abortion clinic, it will! If you ask it to simply locate one without google, it won’t. But in all honestly if you’re looking for one of those places are you really going to rely on a computer application for that? Sometimes these advocate tards take things too far, and this is one of those instances. Stop making a fuss about all this and find someone else to bother with your bullshit allegations. Apple is one of my favorite corporations and I could personally give two shits if Siri can find an abortion place or not, as I’ll never need one.

DG

Bull semen forces closure of interstate ramp

Published on August 25, 2011 in Weird Fucking News. 2 Comments

Yes, you read that correctly. That’s the exact headline from WKRN-TV news in Nashville Tennessee on their report of a Greyhound Bus that accidentally dropped a bunch of barrels full of bull semen it was transporting and I just couldn’t resist sharing this with you all. Here’s a quote from that story.

“Canisters of bull semen caused quite a scare on the on-ramp to Interstate 65 South Tuesday morning. Officials traced the containers to Greyhound after finding bus tickets on the ground.  The bus did not know it lost its load and had continued on.”

Notice the reporter intentionally put that the bus, “Lost it’s load”? I don’t know why but that is hilariously amusing to me. My first question here is why in the hell is a Greyhound bus carrying canisters of bull semen in the first place? My second question is who were they bringing those canisters to? Or even better yet, who is responsible for getting all the bull jizz into those canisters? I don’t think I’ve ever met anyone who works in the bull semen industry before, but with the way the economy is I guess you gotta do what you gotta do. This story is so full of WTF that I could probably sit here and squirt out a bunch of questions, but I’ll just leave it be. The good thing I guess is that no one was hurt and that the bull spunk made it back to it’s rightful owners.

DG

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The Strangest Addiction Ever

Published on August 11, 2011 in Weird Fucking News. 2 Comments

So yesterday as I was browsing through the internets I happened to stumble upon a story from a new TV show on TLC entitled, My Strange Addiction. Obviously it’s a show about people with weird addictions, but the lady in the story I read about is a total fucking lunatic. Meet Casey, a 26 year old widow from Fayetteville Tennessee, who is addicted to eating her dead husband’s ashes. No I didn’t stutter, this crazy bitch is eating her dead husband’s creamated remains!

26-year old Casie’s husband Shawn, died from a severe asthma attack just a couple of months before the episode was taped. The addiction initially started with Casie literally carrying her husband’s ashes everywhere she went. That soon escalated into her actually eating his ashes.

“Some of it spilled out on my hands. I didn’t want to just wipe him away, so I just licked it off my fingers,” she said “And here I am today, almost two months later and I can’t stop.”

With no cure in sight Casie’s devotion to her husband, which includes cooking him meals and sleeping with his urn, doesn’t appear to be stopping anytime soon.

“Some people laugh, they think I’m playing. But I’m serious – I mean that’s my husband.”

So, um yeah that about sums it up. I mean I understand that we all have an addiction to something, but for Christ’s sake this is just un fucking believable. I can’t understand why someone hasn’t seen what’s going on here and referred this woman to have some type of psychiatric evaluation or some shit. Some people are weird, but others like this lady are bat shit fucking crazy. Instead of airing her on TV they should get her some freaking help!

DG

Radiation eh?

Published on March 29, 2011 in Daily Bitching and Weird Fucking News. 1 Comment

So today I wakeup, check my local news’ website and what did it say? Here’s a clip.

“CHARLESTON, South Carolina (Reuters) – Low levels of radioactive iodine believed to be from Japan’s disaster-stricken Fukushima Daiichi nuclear power plant have been detected in the atmosphere in South Carolina, North Carolina and Florida, officials said on Monday.”

Now isn’t that some fucking shit? A week ago the news stations were telling us that there’s “NO WAY” the radiation from Japan will ever reach the United States, but all of a sudden there are radiation levels being detected in the air and they’ve verified them as coming from Japan. Also the fuckers at the news stations are saying that the recently detected radiation “poses no threat to public safety.” So if you initially said the radiation wasn’t coming to the US, but now it’s here, and now you’re saying the radiation poses no threat, but you lied already, what are we honestly supposed to believe? Something doesn’t sound right to me!!

DG

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Watch out for the flying dildos!

Published on February 21, 2011 in Weird Fucking News. 1 Comment

Okay so it’s Monday, I’m again late for work and I have this dumb fucking story to share. Read the heading below and then I’ll continue.

“THE best man at a wedding was left battered and bloodied after he was hit in the head by a fast-moving dildo.”

Yes, you read that correctly! This Australian dude was at a bachelor party for his buddy, who was getting married obviously, and their entertainment was a stripper who magically shot dildos out of her vaginal region. Apparently the best man got hit in the eye with one of the dildo projectiles and was left bloody and bruised. Now I don’t know about the rest of you out there, but I probably would not have gone to the news about this whole situation had that been me. I mean it’s not really a big deal to be quite honest, although it is pretty funny to get hit in the head with a dildo and start bleeding. I guess you can say this guy is a real dick head!

DG

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Happy Valentine’s Day, Sorry About That Whole Rape Thing!

Published on February 14, 2011 in Weird Fucking News. 3 Comments

Here’s a great way to start out your Valentine’s day! A 28 year old Wisconsin man, David B. Pedrazoli, has been accused of raping a woman while she was passed out after the two spent Christmas night getting shit faced together. Apparently the young woman woke up the next morning with old Dave here on top of her and he tried to play it off like nothing happened.

“Pedrazoli initially denied anything happened, according to the complaint, but later discouraged the woman from going to the doctor and bought her a “morning after” birth control pill and a sympathy card. The victim also showed police apologetic text messages from Pedrazoli.”

How thoughtful of him to get her a morning after pill and a sympathy card. I mean that totally makes up for butt fucking her all night while she laid there passed out on her bedroom floor. What the fuck was going through this guy’s mind where he thought being apologetic for raping this woman was going to make things all better? Let this be a lesson to all you women out there, if you get shit faced drunk with someone you barely know it’s probably NOT a good idea to invite them back to your home if you don’t want to get violated while you lay helpless on the floor. Happy Valentine’s day and watch out for all the crazy fuckers out there.

DG

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Dildos For Guns!

Published on February 10, 2011 in Weird Fucking News. 1 Comment

Only in Alabama can you trade your gun for a dildo! You’ve got to be fucking kidding me right?

DG

“HUNTSVILLE, AL – The owner of a Huntsville adult toy store is trading adult toys for guns this Valentine’s Day.

Sherri Williams, owner of Pleasures, said the “Guns for Toys” event is her contribution to making love, not war in Alabama where guns are legal and adult toys are not.”

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Yo Quero Taco Bell?

Published on January 25, 2011 in Things That Make You Go Hmmmm and Weird Fucking News. 2 Comments

So I wakeup this morning to a story on Fox news reporting that an Alabama law firm has filed a class action lawsuit against Taco Bell for false advertising. The company is claiming that Taco Bell is advertising their “seasoned beef” which, are you ready for this, is not 100% beef but more like 15% beef and the rest additives. No shit? Now who would have thunk that? What the fuck do you expect for .69 cents? I mean I never expected anything other than fake beef from Taco Bell, or any other fast food place for that matter. It’s all crap anyway! I really don’t see the point to this lawsuit, as these people don’t want any money. So what is this law firm really trying to accomplish by suing Taco Bell? Do you want them to change their advertising to ‘almost beef’? Would that make you guys feel better? Not for nothing but Alabama has one of the highest incest ratings in the country but yet you all are worried about Taco Bell’s ‘beef’? Fast food is and always will be crap, and as long as you keep your expectations low then you know what you’re getting and shouldn’t be bitching about it. Leave Taco Bell alone and let them serve their fake seasoned beef, because I LOVE that shit!

DG

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